Ignoring Irrelevant Idiocy

Looks like it's going to be one of THOSE weekends.

Attention Conservation Notice:

This is the first time I ever put an ACN first, as this is 100% me mocking some ineffective loons. It IS Friday night, I’m allowed. There will be little insight to be had in perusing this mess.

First, Some Idiots:

There are only three people who are so profoundly … whatever … that they get name checked here.

Scientology’s Dullest Tool - Ron Brynaert.

Probably Pissposting - James McGibney.

Grifter: Richard Anderson Sharp III.

Do not have anything to do with these three stooges. Do not have anything to do with anyone who engages them in any fashion. They’re, now you’re hardened against the most stupid forms of internet drama. See how easy that was?

Stupidity Substrate:

Like the song says, “You’ve got to have a problem if you want to invent a contraption”, and we’ve got several jolly good ones driving this weekend’s frantic self-injury.

First, Pissboy Punished Procedurally has to do with a damages hearing in my Texas lawsuit scheduled for October 17th. Once that is over the process of resolving my OIG complaint against the Dallas FBI field office begins. Twelve years now little man has been humping my leg like a rabid chihuahua, and it all comes down to this.

Second, that post about Richard Anderson Sharp III is a current issue that’s got federal authorities in two countries tooled up. I swept everything I had into a Dropbox and gave it to whomever, now we’ll see what comes of it. Grand juries sit for eighteen months, federal task forces tend to move in parallel but slightly offset, and the FBI can’t order copier paper in a time frame of less than six months. So if anything happens quickly at all, my money is on some reporter digging in.

Third, I only name check these three, but they’re just the leading dipshits among a good sized pack. We’ve got washed up handler hags in Florida, there are a couple of professional dunce cap resizers that are so dank I won’t even name check the eastern seaboard state they’re in, and a newly stimulated network of nitwits in the Midwest are having a go at recycling some ten year old drama. They’ve all got some sort of inane bullshit elevating their cortisol levels. Sometimes it gets so comical I will actually go at LOOK at what’s happening. But not this week …

Fourth, I guess a substantive thing can get mentioned here - MIOS: PressTV Phone Logs IS happening, it’s freakin’ done, it’s just gonna take a bit before it appears. Perhaps recent arrestee Richard THOMAS Medhurst will be joined by other Iranian agents?

Fifth and finally, I did say this in public just the other day.

Twitter Assclown Sitrep:

Near as I can make out from the ninety seconds of my life I spent looking, time from my life which I will never get back, is that someone thinks they’re going to discredit me, or spur me into some sort of damaging disclosure by debating what they’re saying.

Rather than give this stuff any oxygen, I will just note a couple governing principles.

• Court documents are filed electronically, they become available on the court’s website, and one’s counsel promptly sends notice of substantive changes, while poorly executed forgeries have none of these features.

• Once the provenance of documents are clear, it does not matter who gave them to the reporter, no matter if they apply to a foreign agent, or a would-be Senator whom I feel SHOULD BE recognized as a foreign agent.

• Drama from three presidential elections ago is like music that’s sliding off the golden oldies stations and into the elevator music zone - everybody at least vaguely recognizes it, ain’t nobody gonna dance to it.

So there you have it. Just so this article isn’t a total waste, I would like to offer you, constant reader, a photo of my cat, performing one of her primary feline duties in an organized, professional manner.