To be fair, I did summon the angry Latina by bringing it up β¦
Palestinians BEGGED THEM to elect Harris but they'd rather stay home because they're just the reup of the Loudmouthed Tumblr SJW With More Obnoxiousness Than Sense and the tactical savvy of an earthworm on pavement
Now the Black and LGBTQIA and Jewish communities have washed their hands of their nonsense and they're right
Then I egged her on by encouraging her to envision not everyone acting that way β¦
Lol. If that was the case Harris would have won in landslides and not just with the people who saw the wildfire coming
Personally I want to see a Bernie / AOC push just to watch them get excoriated by the exact same people who shill them, and who will immediately start crying "he should have stuck to his principles!!!" "she should have fought harder!!!" or whatever the fuck excuse they come up with
And then analyse "how Bernie could have won" in their echo chambers until the heat death of the universe and still try to push him as a viable candidate when he's a preserved head in a jar
Or hey, maybe they'll finally join the rest of the adults and realise that the vast majority of America DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYONE BUT THEMSELVES.
If America really wanted Precious Bernie so much, he'd have long since been "memed into the presidency" by a landslide as a write in candidate
But they don't, and he wasn't, and now all his annoying stans do is exist to fuck up the left / anyone but the fucking fascists vote
Or hey maybe even lefty America just wants an authoritarian dictator to bootlick and Bernie and AOC are just the excuse
Bernie is going to get all the "socialist woke commie Jew" flak. And AOC, hooooo boy, *America absolutely fucking hates women and especially WOC*, she's going to get absolutely fucking creamed outside of the NY bubble
Both of them are, in fact. Because unfortunately Middle Muruca wants another fucking Reagan, not another JFK
And the lefties are too busy gnawing off their own balls to create a cohesive movement
They're more interested in being smug and Against Tha System β’οΈ instead of actually putting their votes where their mouth is and doing their civic duty to keep fascism from the door
Even if the stars aligned, if Bernie and AOC were pushed as the Democratic candidates and the Great American Hope, they'd immediately get dropped by the exact same people shilling for them today Because Reasons.
When Prigozhin decided to use FeelTheBern as the Russian bot playground and recruit the BernieBros as his useful idiots, he knew what he was doing.
He probably didn't expect it to succeed like this in his wildest dreams, though.
And somewhere, Khrushchev is laughing hysterically and munching popcorn.