Ms. Marple Monitors Morons

They're even more common than you imagine.

So I’m up thanks to a late Monster Ultra Sunrise and Ms. Marple is here and in fine form this morning. I know you guys love her almost as much as I do …

I’m glad you find my prickly tea and bacon sarnie fueled rage useful lol

Watching the morons

Arguing that “both sides” and “muh Gaza” and “muh Bernie could have won” when he’s never even made it out of the gate

And when it’s common knowledge that the Bernie or Bust and Abandon Kamala movements were both astroturfed to fuck by Russia

They’re so fucking stupid I stg

But hey, the Skylars and Brandons really stood up for trans folk, Palestine and anticorporatism and really showed the establishment by sitting at home posting cringe TikToks and watermelon emoji

I’m sure that even if they got Saint Bernie and Precious AOC nominated they’d still find some Very Good Reason to deem them “too corporate” and “establishment sellouts” and start throwing their lot with yet another Forever Candidate *perennial fucking loser* they can “champion as an underdog”

Meanwhile, as for the trans folks, gay folks, poor and disabled folks, immigrants and Current Causes they pretend to be fighting for? Lol fuck em, as long as Kassidy and Cullen get their serotonin likes

And my EE (Eastern European) folks are buckling down

When EE was THE cheerleader for Muruca after the Soviet Union imploded

And now EE saying “fuck them, they deserve everything bad that will happen to them and *we won’t lift a finger*”

And they have the audacity, THE AUDACITY AND THE GUMPTION, to cry about Black folk “not doing anything to help” when they voted to stop this IN A LANDSLIDE

And they’re STILL whining about “oh this is the Dems fault, they should have been more appealing” the other option was LITERAL FUCKING FASCISM

Oh and I see how the “protests” and “boycotts” are going, Tokniss and Tweeta

When the options are literally anything else and FUCKING FASCISM, you don’t get to bitch about how the chicken is cooked

The worst part is that they STILL remain smug and complacent even though everyone can see the whole thing going to hell

But hey, I’m sure there will be a hashtag or viral reel or emoji to help then get likes and probably a corporate sponsorship if they cosplay the kewl n ltrntv political thinker hard enough 👍🏻

They’re mass produced Che Guevara t shirts in human form

And Temu keffiyehs and Etsy protest signs

And Camden Market Ramones t shirts