The angriest angry Latina, Ms. Marple, was pointedly disappointed about the lack of rapture in her locale, and there weren’t even good memes on Reddit to distract her. So the Rapture Report I requested came to naught, but then someone in #Weird Bugs made mention of Secretary Brainworm and it all happened, all at once.
Oh and now they’re trying to take paracetamol (editor: Tylenol) away from pregnant women
The only painkiller pregnant women are allowed to take
Pain and hormonal changes are sure to be a winning combination
They really, really, reaaaaaally hate women and want us 5o suffer
And watch them use it as an excuse for Gilead when a new mum snaps and shoves her kid in the oven, or a pregnant mum decides that the best way to deal with her annoying ass husband is to drive head on into a truck
And women are already told we’re “overreacting” or “dramatic” or “attention seeking” when we complain about pain
Holy shit these people **hate us**.
Like, if we women hated them the way they hate us, the world would have long since run out of graveyards
So I suspect there’s going to be a whole bunch of urban legends about “that one creepy cornfield / abandoned house / condemned high-rise / old forest where *you can totally hear babies crying at midnight, man*”
They hate us and want us to suffer as much as possible. So far it’s “passive” by denying abortion, medical care, and now even basic pain relief
Next they’ll probably bring back the “rule of thumb”, “marital correction” and the marital rape license
Great Aunt Glynis’ extra spicy mushroom soup / almond cookies will be making a comeback
And we’ll be seeing a return of “he went out for milk and never came back”
Meanwhile instead of paracetamol, here’s a Government approved brand of snake oil you can use instead!
Thalidomide 2.0 here we come
Oh and the funds for autism research and special education initiatives? They’ll get funnelled right into the pockets of Trump and his buddies, or rerouted to the ICEtapo
But hey they didn’t want someone with dark skin and a coochie in office. That would have been, like, the worst amirite
Oh and guess what a problem with maternal pain is? Adverse outcomes for the pregnancy
So mum is in pain, mum can’t take meds, mum miscarries, mum is then blamed / jailed for the miscarriage
Or hey watch people turn to the streets on search of pain relief. Have fun with opioid addicted kids to add to the system and send to Epsteins clientele.
Oh and of course more women for the prison industrial complex
And more kids for the future military and prison systems since they got tossed into care after Mommy got dropkicked into jail
And they’ll blame it all on... trans kids and woke
Oh and also they’re reducing vaccine availability. Have fun with fevers, infections *and pain*, women. And when it fucks up your kid, enjoy prison and a shitton of medical bills
And then she digressed …
And guess what the biggest killer of pregnant women is? *Homicide*
But sure, take away a 50p packet of paracetamol, that is sure to help
There was a story about a guy who shot his wife. She was pregnant. He was a cop. Yeah the math did itself on that one.
But pain relief for women bad. Meanwhile here are 15 different pills you can take if you can’t get it up.
I had to go look but she’s absolutely right - the greatest danger to pregnant women, next to complications due to Republican state legislatures, is homicide.
You guys really like her, so I guess I gotta keep delivering the goods when she’s on about something.
And in closing …
“The Bible says women must suffer huh huh” well the Bible also says it’s OK to drive a tent peg through a man’s head when you’re tired of his shit.
This one checks out, too - it’s the story of Jael.
