Do Not Open - Bot Test

Don't open this, I'm hunting bots.

This article was sent in an effort to determine what of the typical 17% to 28% of 666 subscribers who open messages are actually some sort of automation. Unlike the usual 6:46/7:57/8:08/9:19 release times, I’m sending this in the wee hours of Sunday morning.

For those of you who just couldn’t resist looking, I have included this complimentary picture of an aye aye.

So not quite a hundred auto-opens after five and a half hours?